pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

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